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barbat inteligent + femeie inteligenta = poveste de dragoste

barbat inteligent + femeie idioata = sarcina nedorita

barbat idiot + femeie inteligenta = aventura fara viitor

barbat idiot + femeie idioata = casatorie

patron inteligent + salariat inteligent = profit

patron inteligent + salariat idiot = productie

patron idiot + salariat inteligent = avansare

patron idiot + salariat idiot = ore suplimentare

vanzator inteligent + client inteligent = dialog

vanzator inteligent + client idiot = tzeapa

vanzator idiot + client inteligent = discount

vanzator idiot + client idiot = produse Microsoft

stapan inteligent + pisica intelligenta = afectiune

stapan inteligent + pisica idioata = smotoceala

stapan idiot + pisica intelligenta = zgarieturi

stapan idiot + pisica idioata = imparteala a patului

barbat frumos + femeie frumoasa = Sex

barbat frumos + femeie nasoala = idiotule!

barbat urat + femeie frumoasa = bani

barbat urat + femeie nasoala = disperare

barbat tanar + femeie tanara = Dragoste

barbat tanar + femeie in varsta = mama!

barbat in varsta + femeie tanara = bani

barbat in varsta + femeie in varsta = amicitie

barbat motivat + femeie motivata = insomnie a vecinilor

barbat motivat + femeie obosita = viol

barbat obosit + femeie motivata = frustrare

barbat obosit + femeie obosita = sforait + insomnie

job pasionant + viata de familie pasionanta = dificultati de planning + mare oboseala

job pasionant + viata de familie idioata = ore suplimentare

job cretin + viata de familie pasionanta = concedii medicale si fara plata

job cretin + viata de familie idioata = adultere si/sau Internet

femeie inteligenta + amanta inteligenta = viitor celibatar

femeie inteligenta + amanta idioata = amanta bomba!

femeie idioata + amanta inteligenta = divort la orizont

femeie idioata + amanta idioata = visul oricarui barbat

elev inteligent + profesor inteligent = pura teorie!

elev inteligent + profesor idiot = curs de paranormal

elev idiot + profesor inteligent = curs de matematici

elev idiot + profesor idiot = crudul adevar

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  1. Mihai

     /  06/10/2011

    so, so very true… :))

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